Post by scream.anselm on Jun 1, 2007 10:08:15 GMT
Chapter 1- from uber n00b to nub
I was given JKA by my brother a few years back and although it took me awhile b4 I actually played it, straight away I realised how sh!t the single player was (I still haven’t completed it) and so I tried multiplayer (my first time playing seriously online in any game). It was hard at first but soon I became a kata staff nub and I joined my first clan, RF (Rodian Federation. I only barely passed the entry test, when my recruiter yelled ‘Any1 Wanna Join?!?!?!’ I shouted in reply ‘NO!!!1....ERR….I MEAN YES!!!1’ (I ment the guy who recruited me again a year later on jk3 and he had become pretty pr0 but he left jk3 soon afterwards I think). Later I learnt how to use colours and alt codes (from some nub who wanted me in his nub clan) and that if I used single and I got good at it I could beat kata staff nubs (got taught this by the pwning the.boo who I remet in aZure and is currently residing in Sphere)
Chapter 2- shhhhhhhh!!!!
Amazingly I got into a half decent clan (SH) only a couple months of nubbin in (I was a pretty ambitious f00 and I became sorta lyk a Co-L for the clan on jk3 until I got banned from their forums o.0, Diablo aka Tyrael was the other Co-L and omg did he have a fuc|<ing huge head on his shoulders, reminds me of pady or messy back when he was sooo annoying (who diablo liked o.0)) Indeed, Diablo was Hungarian and I found out he was trying to get into BLOODY 1 and when I confronted him about it he just pretended not to understand what I was saying. It was amazing because I only knew one combo which I spammed until I left that clan. I also joined Scrue just after SH, immediately so, and became Co-L of it when it was short on members.
Whilst in SH I met loads of ppl Id later play a lot with like…Corrupt Mind (met him when he was in MW which I later joined for a very brief period cos i <3 corr), Messy, Yondaime (met yonni and friends on Messy's server but unfortunately I think hes left jk3 now and hes never on his msn), Rattrap [a v.good m8 of mine called Dark Angel, a bit of an emo, (who left too
) introduced us and we had our good times and our bad times (if I recall I really didnt like rattrap for a period of time then we became gr8 m8s when we found a common enemy in some ppl from SH who we both h8ed, but even afer that we had our rought periods, when I was in aZure I was constantly trying to get a war going with CoR aka arcani but after it all I <3 ratt now) Syria (an acquired taste, one which I am quite fond of), Cyn (got introduced to me by Ratt), Cras (met him on anGel server), Tal (inactive nowadays but still a gr8 guy, I was in aZure with him for awhile, Immortal Technique (Kalisto, best 1.0 player back when I was in azure imho), Steephy (shes a *Foul language* but shes my *Foul language*) and loads of other ppl who pwnd me.
Chapter 3- Ascension from nub to wannabe
After leaving SH I joined GoA because I knew Cras and Tal well. Cras was my tutor and he had his work cut out for him, it took one afternoon of learning (he learnt I was a nub I learnt how to play) before I was no longer a nub but just a wannabe. GoA was the most rewarding clan Ive ever been in but it died after a month or two. There were a few ppl from GoA but only cras is still here on jk3 actively
Chapter 4- Messy’s clans and clan hopping
After GoA I applied for BLOODY 1….a week later it died…coincidence?! Lucking by the time Messy, that necrophiliac, made BLOODY (2) I had 1337ed up and got a decent rank in that decent clan. It died as well. WoB came, I joined (left it for aZure) then it died. Shinigami also came and went. Another BLOODy came after tht. Seeing as all Messys clans r based around narutardism, it is extremely hard for me to remember the goings on in each of his clans. I remember in one of them I got my own sub-section called 'anselm's news' but I stopped doing it cos it got ghey with every1 posting crap on it >.<'. I remember one time - and omg it was as hilarious att as it is now - Messy actually promod me in the way tht was on Naruto and how those guys became Chuunins. I played along with it and I honestly couldnt be arsed and after I passed stage 1 (which was...r u sure u wanna be promod?!??! if u fail u will be \discod from the clan!!! - I had watched the anime for a lil bit so I knew tht yes was the right answer and u wouldnt be \discod if u fail) I got disqualified @ stage 2 which as 10 questions bout Naruto (the object of it as to cheat so I made it really obvious I as doing so) and then Messy let me thru anyway and I dueled yondaime @ stage 3. I lost the duel and Messy sed 'nvm ur thru!!!' and i played along and sed 'kool!!!!' like the peon i was meant to be. So really, I didnt have to do anything and it was a waste of time. ROFLMFAO. Sry Messy, but I lost a lot of respect 4 u tht day and also tht day when Kal (Kal!sto) kept beating u with yellow poke >.< (the fact tht u were a lil too full of urself saying u created the cartwheel and then to get pwnt was, imho, funny and justified my belief that Kal was best 1.0er in recent times)
In between all of Messys clans dieing I got to join a load of other clans like….aZure (pwning clan, bad rep but i <3 it, when I was in it we had some 1337s like...: Bluehawk, Dark General, Boo, Yondaime, Ken, Kalisto,Pale, Ghost, Pondscum, Hauntfox) MJK (thrice, loads of ppl from it when I was there have stopped playing now ), Sacred (not many of the ppl who I actually took notice of are still here tday.. Exe, Pika and Scar have all left jk3) SCREAM (with pady, birdie and Drake ) HGR (I joined cos I was really, really gr8 m8s with Willis who has left jk3), CA (I was in it with Corrupt Mind and Dark Angel), team elementals and loads of nub clans I left the same day I joined to feed my clan hopping addiction.
Pretty amazing Curriculum Vitae huh *looks at other ppls memoirs where only 2 or 3 clans are mentioned!!!* >.<'
I also fought in a huge tournament Syria made (Corr mentioned it, he got beat by Naruto), unlike Corrupt Mind I didn’t do anything special but I still came 3rd after Iniatha (the one who beat me I think) and Syria (is this right? I cant remember too well) because I managed to beat kinky for 3rd place
I met even more d00ds as well...like svr, sange (omg he was a nub when I left and myself and yondaime used to pick on him loads rofl and now hes become leet and doesnt even remember alot about me and hes recently banned me on msn ), ghiba (d00d from RA, Australian, left jk3), smokey (teh ghey, I joined GoE when I didnt know how ghey he was), Mad Demon errrr..............thats about it
Also apparently I tried to get into TNT when fj and moses were in it but the next day I left it after they had voted me in the clan.
Chapter 5- …..
I left JKA a year ago and now im back, ph34r?
Ive recently joined MJK (with svr) and Spirits (cos svr was in it and KoE is dead) and already Ive been successful, beating Legacy and eLement with MJK and eLement with spirits (but losing to dgC with spirits was a bummer).
Highlights of my career:
My first Clan Match Vs MW in Bloody and also aZure vs BLOODY
GoA
Syria’s Tourney
Some nubs who i <3 but have had bad things happen to them
Wiliis - left jk3
Rattrap & Steephy - h8ed f00s
DG - I was getting to be m8s with him b4 he left, I think he had cancer or something
Ducky - OMFG where has that nub gone? He doent even go on msn anymore and he left incredibly suddenly from loads of forums and stuff and jk3
Underdog - left jk3
Ghiba - Left jk3
Corr - inactive nub who used to get angry at me when I lamed him
Dark Angel - Left jk3
I was given JKA by my brother a few years back and although it took me awhile b4 I actually played it, straight away I realised how sh!t the single player was (I still haven’t completed it) and so I tried multiplayer (my first time playing seriously online in any game). It was hard at first but soon I became a kata staff nub and I joined my first clan, RF (Rodian Federation. I only barely passed the entry test, when my recruiter yelled ‘Any1 Wanna Join?!?!?!’ I shouted in reply ‘NO!!!1....ERR….I MEAN YES!!!1’ (I ment the guy who recruited me again a year later on jk3 and he had become pretty pr0 but he left jk3 soon afterwards I think). Later I learnt how to use colours and alt codes (from some nub who wanted me in his nub clan) and that if I used single and I got good at it I could beat kata staff nubs (got taught this by the pwning the.boo who I remet in aZure and is currently residing in Sphere)
Chapter 2- shhhhhhhh!!!!
Amazingly I got into a half decent clan (SH) only a couple months of nubbin in (I was a pretty ambitious f00 and I became sorta lyk a Co-L for the clan on jk3 until I got banned from their forums o.0, Diablo aka Tyrael was the other Co-L and omg did he have a fuc|<ing huge head on his shoulders, reminds me of pady or messy back when he was sooo annoying (who diablo liked o.0)) Indeed, Diablo was Hungarian and I found out he was trying to get into BLOODY 1 and when I confronted him about it he just pretended not to understand what I was saying. It was amazing because I only knew one combo which I spammed until I left that clan. I also joined Scrue just after SH, immediately so, and became Co-L of it when it was short on members.
Whilst in SH I met loads of ppl Id later play a lot with like…Corrupt Mind (met him when he was in MW which I later joined for a very brief period cos i <3 corr), Messy, Yondaime (met yonni and friends on Messy's server but unfortunately I think hes left jk3 now and hes never on his msn), Rattrap [a v.good m8 of mine called Dark Angel, a bit of an emo, (who left too
) introduced us and we had our good times and our bad times (if I recall I really didnt like rattrap for a period of time then we became gr8 m8s when we found a common enemy in some ppl from SH who we both h8ed, but even afer that we had our rought periods, when I was in aZure I was constantly trying to get a war going with CoR aka arcani but after it all I <3 ratt now) Syria (an acquired taste, one which I am quite fond of), Cyn (got introduced to me by Ratt), Cras (met him on anGel server), Tal (inactive nowadays but still a gr8 guy, I was in aZure with him for awhile, Immortal Technique (Kalisto, best 1.0 player back when I was in azure imho), Steephy (shes a *Foul language* but shes my *Foul language*) and loads of other ppl who pwnd me.Chapter 3- Ascension from nub to wannabe
After leaving SH I joined GoA because I knew Cras and Tal well. Cras was my tutor and he had his work cut out for him, it took one afternoon of learning (he learnt I was a nub I learnt how to play) before I was no longer a nub but just a wannabe. GoA was the most rewarding clan Ive ever been in but it died after a month or two. There were a few ppl from GoA but only cras is still here on jk3 actively
Chapter 4- Messy’s clans and clan hopping
After GoA I applied for BLOODY 1….a week later it died…coincidence?! Lucking by the time Messy, that necrophiliac, made BLOODY (2) I had 1337ed up and got a decent rank in that decent clan. It died as well. WoB came, I joined (left it for aZure) then it died. Shinigami also came and went. Another BLOODy came after tht. Seeing as all Messys clans r based around narutardism, it is extremely hard for me to remember the goings on in each of his clans. I remember in one of them I got my own sub-section called 'anselm's news' but I stopped doing it cos it got ghey with every1 posting crap on it >.<'. I remember one time - and omg it was as hilarious att as it is now - Messy actually promod me in the way tht was on Naruto and how those guys became Chuunins. I played along with it and I honestly couldnt be arsed and after I passed stage 1 (which was...r u sure u wanna be promod?!??! if u fail u will be \discod from the clan!!! - I had watched the anime for a lil bit so I knew tht yes was the right answer and u wouldnt be \discod if u fail) I got disqualified @ stage 2 which as 10 questions bout Naruto (the object of it as to cheat so I made it really obvious I as doing so) and then Messy let me thru anyway and I dueled yondaime @ stage 3. I lost the duel and Messy sed 'nvm ur thru!!!' and i played along and sed 'kool!!!!' like the peon i was meant to be. So really, I didnt have to do anything and it was a waste of time. ROFLMFAO. Sry Messy, but I lost a lot of respect 4 u tht day and also tht day when Kal (Kal!sto) kept beating u with yellow poke >.< (the fact tht u were a lil too full of urself saying u created the cartwheel and then to get pwnt was, imho, funny and justified my belief that Kal was best 1.0er in recent times)
In between all of Messys clans dieing I got to join a load of other clans like….aZure (pwning clan, bad rep but i <3 it, when I was in it we had some 1337s like...: Bluehawk, Dark General, Boo, Yondaime, Ken, Kalisto,Pale, Ghost, Pondscum, Hauntfox) MJK (thrice, loads of ppl from it when I was there have stopped playing now
), Sacred (not many of the ppl who I actually took notice of are still here tday.. Exe, Pika and Scar have all left jk3) SCREAM (with pady, birdie and Drake ) HGR (I joined cos I was really, really gr8 m8s with Willis who has left jk3), CA (I was in it with Corrupt Mind and Dark Angel), team elementals and loads of nub clans I left the same day I joined to feed my clan hopping addiction.Pretty amazing Curriculum Vitae huh *looks at other ppls memoirs where only 2 or 3 clans are mentioned!!!* >.<'
I also fought in a huge tournament Syria made (Corr mentioned it, he got beat by Naruto), unlike Corrupt Mind I didn’t do anything special but I still came 3rd after Iniatha (the one who beat me I think) and Syria (is this right? I cant remember too well) because I managed to beat kinky for 3rd place
I met even more d00ds as well...like svr, sange (omg he was a nub when I left and myself and yondaime used to pick on him loads rofl and now hes become leet and doesnt even remember alot about me and hes recently banned me on msn
), ghiba (d00d from RA, Australian, left jk3), smokey (teh ghey, I joined GoE when I didnt know how ghey he was), Mad Demon errrr..............thats about itAlso apparently I tried to get into TNT when fj and moses were in it but the next day I left it after they had voted me in the clan.
Chapter 5- …..
I left JKA a year ago and now im back, ph34r?
Ive recently joined MJK (with svr) and Spirits (cos svr was in it and KoE is dead) and already Ive been successful, beating Legacy and eLement with MJK and eLement with spirits (but losing to dgC with spirits was a bummer).
Highlights of my career:
My first Clan Match Vs MW in Bloody and also aZure vs BLOODY
GoA
Syria’s Tourney
Some nubs who i <3 but have had bad things happen to them
Wiliis - left jk3
Rattrap & Steephy - h8ed f00s
DG - I was getting to be m8s with him b4 he left, I think he had cancer or something
Ducky - OMFG where has that nub gone? He doent even go on msn anymore and he left incredibly suddenly from loads of forums and stuff and jk3
Underdog - left jk3
Ghiba - Left jk3
Corr - inactive nub who used to get angry at me when I lamed him
Dark Angel - Left jk3
its alright though 
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