Post by Spl!ce on Mar 31, 2008 20:52:23 GMT
I bought JK2
I played it.
I downloaded JK3
I played it.
Bettar version wtf!
[Introduction]
Before coming upon the Jedi Knight series, I played the BattleMech universe mostly. This included Mechwarrior 4, and every MechCommander game. Tbh, i became on of the best online at Mechwarrior 4, i was *Foul language*ing leet. Got to the point where it was boring. So I went out looking for a new game. I went to a game store and purchased Need for Speed hot pursuit 2 (LOL) and JK2. Played JK2 for about a week single player, but couldnt get past some *Foul language*ING GAY PUZZLE, and i never got a lighsaber ):. So that game sat on the shelf for over a year before i took it doiwn again, and raped the entire single player game. I was in love. a lightsaber game with lots of moves! Then it got even better. The online community was massive, albeit I never did join any clan, my name was Lone Wolf.
It was perfect, I played for ages on end, become pretty good, but the moves never seemed like enough. CTF games were the best, but everyone rolled everywhere instead of running because it was faster, which annoyed me. Then one day, my dad found JK3 on a download site and got it for me. AND OMG IT WAS *Foul language*ING EPIC.
[JK3]
Unfortunately, the single player on my JK3 didnt work (and never has, so I have still never played the single player lol), so I went straight into the online community. This was about spring 2005. I wandered around being a total staff noob. All the normal noob stuff, laming quite amused me, as did kicking afk players with staff.
[High Guard Remnant]
At the time HGR was maybe the biggest clan in JKA, and it was like the most epic thing ever to me, so i joined. After a time i got better at being a staff noob, and got to seargant rank, which was pretty leet. But then I realised, HGR sucked ass, and i left.
[White]
Yeah, next I joined orchids clan <333 Was fun for the time it lasted. During this time, I used to go onto the HGR server and attempt to lame the constantly guarded leader, which was *Foul language*ing hard. I was mezmirised by how he owned me when i went to blfy him with single kata. I was like wtf impossible??!?!!?!?!? White died sadly, and orchid disappeared, as did all my white friends (and the *Foul language*s that were in it)
[Sacred]
Yeah I joined sacred, lead by pika exe and messy. I stayed there for ages, they had a nice fps.net server, was fun. But then, my bestest jka friend everererer, Spyder got kicked from the clan by pika. I was like OMG WTF D:<!!!!!! and had a massive flame with pika. btw if any of you dont know pika, he is a total *Foul language*. like a more cocky version of smokey who lieks pokemon.
I left sacred, after calling pika many names, and getting everyone on the server arguing too
!. Good times.
[Clerique]
I met Pean. He was possibly the nicest guy on jka i ever met. He spent seriously about 5 hours teaching me how to cart poke. Was epic, in the ffa3 tower, for hours. I asked about his new clan which had just been made, [CLERIC] and instantly joined. I soon met badger, who was kinda apprehensive of me coz he was all pro-like, and many others including cyborg, bourne zega and dath!
Cyborg was a mysterious jawa whos vocabulary was limited to 'lol' 'rofl' and 'k'. We spent ages on cleric server, just to two of us dueling by the ffa4 hole, for hours. He pwnt me with his blue staff every time.
Dath was another dueling partner. He was bournes other student, and we were always in competition. We always had duels which laster over 20 minutes each, and we had races to the next rank.
I dont really remember much of bourne at this time, except for asking him for promo every 5 minutes. D:!
EDIT 27TH FEBRUARY 2009
k, so i eventually got to pre cleric rank. i stayed there for about 8 months while many of my fellow clerix were become grand clerics and seniors. i was very sad face so i became inactice towards the end of spring, and spend almost the entire summer of 2006 not on jka.
but i came back!
by this time zega had become inactive, and corrupt mind, twitch and some other noobs icant remember were high ranking. I finally got my promotion after training ratchet (this was before he faked his death). I aslo trained a dude called cloney and another dude called camkiller (who was epic).
Around this time I came into contact with wolf for the first time. He was new to cleric from memory and was corruptminds padawan... who i never really saw much of becasue co kept him close like a child D: this was the golden time of cleric... everything really fun happened here... all the originial memebrs were active and we had arguably THE BEST server on 1.00 (everyone wanted a slot). this is where i became familliar with rcon, and bounres interesting rconpasswords... (schlongmagnet was one i remember)
lol i just realsied that the way im typing this sucks more cock than lj. anyway ill continue
it came to 2007, i moved to england and had a lot more spare time on my hands cos english people are quite lame. again, i was inactive in the summer as i always am outside with irl friends etc etc.
it came to the end of summer 2007, and i played jka again. cleric was in ruins... bourne had left, so had padme and badger, iniathia, corrupt mind and twitch. It seemed to me that there was nobody left. After spamming the forums for a while i found a few people that had survived the great desertion. Jason and Cube were leaders at this point, but the clan was practially dead. Both of them were inactive, there was no server and as far as the 1.00 community knew, cleric had gone.
SUPER SPLICE TO THE *Foul language*ING RESCUE
i took it upon myself to rebuild cleric. After a long post explaining what id seen on my return I was appointed as a new absolute cleric. I must say here that i took the main role here, since i re-did the forum, started up a server and recruited about 20 new members. By october I had rebuilt a clan of over 30 members including some oldes that i managed to salvage from the remains of old cleric. This is where people like torch joined the clan. This was when bourne checked in on the forum and i talked with him about stuff. he granted me full admin rights to the forum, as well as restructuring the clan. Bourne created the rank system we know today. He re-vamped the forum and set me up with everything that i needed.
This is where i got to know wolf well. we had foursome sex with 2 hot swedish girls 14 times in one night and wolf showed me the leet that is red hot chili peppers. he opened my eyes to their music <33 we got to play more and moar with eachother and he helped me with clerix
it came to november, things were functioning liek a normal clan... but it just wasnt the same. so i made a clan movie. it was a big success, it put cleric back on the 1.00 map and got us a lot of interest from the community
blah blah i cba anymore ill keep going and make thhe last part good sometime soon lololololollo RUMOM
I quickly appointed guardians to help us with the leadership, lacie wolf and (insert forgotten person's name here pls)
I played it.
I downloaded JK3
I played it.
Bettar version wtf!
[Introduction]
Before coming upon the Jedi Knight series, I played the BattleMech universe mostly. This included Mechwarrior 4, and every MechCommander game. Tbh, i became on of the best online at Mechwarrior 4, i was *Foul language*ing leet. Got to the point where it was boring. So I went out looking for a new game. I went to a game store and purchased Need for Speed hot pursuit 2 (LOL) and JK2. Played JK2 for about a week single player, but couldnt get past some *Foul language*ING GAY PUZZLE, and i never got a lighsaber ):. So that game sat on the shelf for over a year before i took it doiwn again, and raped the entire single player game. I was in love. a lightsaber game with lots of moves! Then it got even better. The online community was massive, albeit I never did join any clan, my name was Lone Wolf.
It was perfect, I played for ages on end, become pretty good, but the moves never seemed like enough. CTF games were the best, but everyone rolled everywhere instead of running because it was faster, which annoyed me. Then one day, my dad found JK3 on a download site and got it for me. AND OMG IT WAS *Foul language*ING EPIC.
[JK3]
Unfortunately, the single player on my JK3 didnt work (and never has, so I have still never played the single player lol), so I went straight into the online community. This was about spring 2005. I wandered around being a total staff noob. All the normal noob stuff, laming quite amused me, as did kicking afk players with staff.
[High Guard Remnant]
At the time HGR was maybe the biggest clan in JKA, and it was like the most epic thing ever to me, so i joined. After a time i got better at being a staff noob, and got to seargant rank, which was pretty leet. But then I realised, HGR sucked ass, and i left.
[White]
Yeah, next I joined orchids clan <333 Was fun for the time it lasted. During this time, I used to go onto the HGR server and attempt to lame the constantly guarded leader, which was *Foul language*ing hard. I was mezmirised by how he owned me when i went to blfy him with single kata. I was like wtf impossible??!?!!?!?!? White died sadly, and orchid disappeared, as did all my white friends (and the *Foul language*s that were in it)
[Sacred]
Yeah I joined sacred, lead by pika exe and messy. I stayed there for ages, they had a nice fps.net server, was fun. But then, my bestest jka friend everererer, Spyder got kicked from the clan by pika. I was like OMG WTF D:<!!!!!! and had a massive flame with pika. btw if any of you dont know pika, he is a total *Foul language*. like a more cocky version of smokey who lieks pokemon.
I left sacred, after calling pika many names, and getting everyone on the server arguing too
!. Good times.[Clerique]
I met Pean. He was possibly the nicest guy on jka i ever met. He spent seriously about 5 hours teaching me how to cart poke. Was epic, in the ffa3 tower, for hours. I asked about his new clan which had just been made, [CLERIC] and instantly joined. I soon met badger, who was kinda apprehensive of me coz he was all pro-like, and many others including cyborg, bourne zega and dath!
Cyborg was a mysterious jawa whos vocabulary was limited to 'lol' 'rofl' and 'k'. We spent ages on cleric server, just to two of us dueling by the ffa4 hole, for hours. He pwnt me with his blue staff every time.
Dath was another dueling partner. He was bournes other student, and we were always in competition. We always had duels which laster over 20 minutes each, and we had races to the next rank.
I dont really remember much of bourne at this time, except for asking him for promo every 5 minutes. D:!
EDIT 27TH FEBRUARY 2009
k, so i eventually got to pre cleric rank. i stayed there for about 8 months while many of my fellow clerix were become grand clerics and seniors. i was very sad face so i became inactice towards the end of spring, and spend almost the entire summer of 2006 not on jka.
but i came back!
by this time zega had become inactive, and corrupt mind, twitch and some other noobs icant remember were high ranking. I finally got my promotion after training ratchet (this was before he faked his death). I aslo trained a dude called cloney and another dude called camkiller (who was epic).
Around this time I came into contact with wolf for the first time. He was new to cleric from memory and was corruptminds padawan... who i never really saw much of becasue co kept him close like a child D: this was the golden time of cleric... everything really fun happened here... all the originial memebrs were active and we had arguably THE BEST server on 1.00 (everyone wanted a slot). this is where i became familliar with rcon, and bounres interesting rconpasswords... (schlongmagnet was one i remember)
lol i just realsied that the way im typing this sucks more cock than lj. anyway ill continue
it came to 2007, i moved to england and had a lot more spare time on my hands cos english people are quite lame. again, i was inactive in the summer as i always am outside with irl friends etc etc.
it came to the end of summer 2007, and i played jka again. cleric was in ruins... bourne had left, so had padme and badger, iniathia, corrupt mind and twitch. It seemed to me that there was nobody left. After spamming the forums for a while i found a few people that had survived the great desertion. Jason and Cube were leaders at this point, but the clan was practially dead. Both of them were inactive, there was no server and as far as the 1.00 community knew, cleric had gone.
SUPER SPLICE TO THE *Foul language*ING RESCUE
i took it upon myself to rebuild cleric. After a long post explaining what id seen on my return I was appointed as a new absolute cleric. I must say here that i took the main role here, since i re-did the forum, started up a server and recruited about 20 new members. By october I had rebuilt a clan of over 30 members including some oldes that i managed to salvage from the remains of old cleric. This is where people like torch joined the clan. This was when bourne checked in on the forum and i talked with him about stuff. he granted me full admin rights to the forum, as well as restructuring the clan. Bourne created the rank system we know today. He re-vamped the forum and set me up with everything that i needed.
This is where i got to know wolf well. we had foursome sex with 2 hot swedish girls 14 times in one night and wolf showed me the leet that is red hot chili peppers. he opened my eyes to their music <33 we got to play more and moar with eachother and he helped me with clerix
it came to november, things were functioning liek a normal clan... but it just wasnt the same. so i made a clan movie. it was a big success, it put cleric back on the 1.00 map and got us a lot of interest from the community
blah blah i cba anymore ill keep going and make thhe last part good sometime soon lololololollo RUMOM
I quickly appointed guardians to help us with the leadership, lacie wolf and (insert forgotten person's name here pls)
